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Letter "R" » Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
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«My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend»
«I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.»
«At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.»
«Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.»
«One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
«They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.»
«I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
«I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
«My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
«If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
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