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Letter "G" » Groucho Marx Quotes
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«I would horsewhip you if I had a horse»
«Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
Marriage
| Keywords:
institution, live in, marriage, such institutions, wonderful
«The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open»
«A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| Keywords:
cigar, occasional, pleasure, smoke, smokes, smoke out
«Blood's not thicker than money»
«A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast»
«I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
footprint, footprints, photograph, sock, socks, upstairs
«Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| Keywords:
bed, early, get into bed, get out, get up
«I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.»
«I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| Keywords:
along, came, disappointment, imagine, married, wanted
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