Fashion is everywhere these days. If you’re not wearing something fashionable, you’re just not cool. Most people realize this in the good old U.S.; but there are the occasional bad apples. This is where I come in. I’m here to help some of these people out with choosing fashionable attire. And what better way to show it than in snowboarding, one of the most popular sports in the world. Here I’…showed first 75 words of 873 total…

…showed last 75 words of 873 total…buy come equipped with that snot rag. Keep in mind that what you wear can make or break your day. If you look like a complete fashion victim, the ladies will want nothing to do with you. This can result in an inharmonious experience between you and the white moisture on the mountain. So choose your wardrobe wisely, it may greatly affect your little black book entries and waste all of Daddy’s precious money.