Chairpersons, Timekeepers, Adjudicators, members of the floor, I’m here to oppose the motion that The “Big Mac” is the way of the future. World history is pervaded by competition between two superpowers: Athens vs. Sparta, the Christians vs. the Muslims, England vs. France, Great Taste vs. Less Filling. In modern history, we have perhaps the greatest contest of all: McDonalds vs. Burger King. These two fast-food chains dominate every countries landscape. It is impossible …showed first 75 words of 489 total…

…showed last 75 words of 489 total…true: “BK IS FLAME-BROILED BURGERS, FRIES AND SOFT DRINKS AT A GOOD VALUE, SERVED QUICKLY AND CONSISTENTLY BY FRIENDLY PEOPLE IN CLEAN SURROUNDINGS”. When one weighs all the pros and cons of Mickey Dees vs. BK, it becomes clear that the verdict swings towards Burger King. After personal experimentation of the two competitors at the weekend I conclude my speech with a recommendation that Burger King is a much tastier, cleaner, friendlier establishment than McDonalds.