Setting: This debate between Socrates and Machiavelli takes place on a sunny afternoon on Baltimore’s Inner Harbor. Both debaters are offering advice to this year’s presidential candidates, Al Gore and George W. Bush. The debate is occurring outdoors and is moderated by Jimmy Fallon of Saturday Night Live. Three registered voters, with strong views on subjects pertinent to themselves, are primed with questions they want answered. The debate is about to get underway …showed first 75 words of 1141 total…

…showed last 75 words of 1141 total…of both the military and violent arms. Jimmy: Well what do you know? We’re all out of time. Thank you both Socrates and Machiavelli for coming out today. I’m sure the voters of the nation appreciate it. To all of you viewers at home, please tune in every Saturday at 11:30 p.m. to NBC’s Saturday Night Live. This week’s guest is Scott Moore. It’ll be a good show, watch it!