I would like to petition the administration of the Science Academy to remove a few unnecessary ordinances which many might find unpleasant, and create a couple of pleasant, helpful new ones I have in mind. Our school, though largely Perfect, has a few perks that could definitely be improved, all of which are so small that no one has bothered about them until now, even if they can get pretty annoying. Our largely Perfect school …showed first 75 words of 1021 total…

…showed last 75 words of 1021 total…changes take effect, knowing proudly that our school does listen, and is always willing to improve itself to better suit its inhabitant’s needs, wading dutifully through the mud of red tape to bring us floppy disks and permanent teacher passes that still cover our butts. Hail the Science Academy, and may it always bring us the floppies and convenience hall passes we desire, while still maintaining an environment of comfortable order and civil tranquility.