* * * The blond had been married about a year when one day the * * she came running up to her husband jumping for joy. Not * * knowing how to react, the husband started jumping up and * * down along with her. * * * * "Why are we so happy?" he asked. * * * * "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" She * * said. * * * * "Great" he said, tell me what you're so happy about." * * * * She stopped jumping and was breathless from all the * * jumping …showed first 75 words of 184 total…

…showed last 75 words of 184 total…he couldn't be happier. * * * * Then she said "Oh, honey there's more." * * * * "What do you mean more?", he asked. * * * * "Well we are not having just one baby, we are going * * to have TWINS!" * * * * Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting * * pregnant, he asked her how she knew. * * * * "It was easy" she said, "I went to the pharmacy and * * bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit and both * * tests came out positive!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ **Bibliography**