Abstract Fights! Once upon a time in a far away land, two of the seven Dwarfs, Dopey and Grumpy, were fired because Snow White went on an unexpected drinking binge and decided that she didn’t need them anymore. They were down on their luck, tired of life, and out of money. When a letter surprisingly arrived at their hallowed out stump in the woods. It was from the King of the Leprechauns inviting them …showed first 75 words of 978 total…

…showed last 75 words of 978 total…it was not for the best. After Dopey got home the night of the fight he split the money with Grumpy. A couple of weeks later, Snow White rehired the Dwarfs and admitted that she had been wrong. Grumpy was arrested and brought to trial for supposedly poisoning Snow White, but was later released when the witch gave a full confession of the crime. But all in all, everyone lived happily ever after. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ **Bibliography**